when people correct ur grammar on the internet
when ur friends start shit with u
oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
C’mon man just the tip we’re all friends here
No I’m serious I’m happy to pay the rest of the bill but I really do think you should cover the tip
Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?
*presses exit game*
"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"
"I should just in case"
this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny